I hate when you lose your breath when your crying and people ask you what's wrong and when you try to talk while your panting and sobbing you just sound and look like an idiot.
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dog: every snack you make
dog: every meal you bake
dog: every bite you take
dog: i'll be watching you
That awkward moment when two master assassins resort to hair pulling and biting
Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!
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